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Baby Shadrach (I’ll go into the names later. ) He was teeny and unstable on his feet. He sure is different now. Notice his nose was pink with spots and is now almost completely black. We’ll show you some new video soon.

It’s just Shad and Paige lookin’ cute. This was when we just got to visit him at Paige’s work. Too small to come home.

Here Shad a I cuddle. Near the middle of the video you see me have to move him to arms length to be able to see him clearly. 42 year old eyes work better at arms length.

Shadrach runs off the table. Yep off the table but I caught him.

Alright here is one of him now …

Shadrach

His Myspace … I know I have a problem!

http://www.myspace.com/everybodylovesshadrach

Shadrach aka Shadillac SpecklePantz (CLICK IMAGE for his webpage!)

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

FOR THOSE THAT DON’T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking

ViVi aka ViVi Las Vegas, Dr. Vevil (CLICK IMAGE for her website!)

tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat’s butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don’t.

(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.

(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

Gargoyle aka SuperG & Drizzly Adams

(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,

(2) don’t ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don’t smoke or drink,

(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,

Loki aka Poki & PeeJoe (CLICK PIC for a special message from Loki)

(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children …

and one awful joke … (I have a thing for awful jokes!)

Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog …

A Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are at the dog park when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “I’ll go for a walk with whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence.”

So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.”

The Bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.” She says, “That’s not creative enough.”

Finally, the Chihuahua says, “Liver alone . . . cheese mine.”

here are the bratz webpages if you havent seen them …

Everybody Loves Shadrach!

ViVi Las Vegas

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